Μίλησε με τον Θεό!!!!

[savvvas]

ΑΠΟΚΑΛΥΨΕΙΣ!!!!

1) δεν είναι ο θεός!

2) κανει τα πάντα για να έρθει στον παράδεισο!

 

ΔΙΑΒΑΣΤΕ ΤΟ ΚΕΙΜΕΝΟ! ΘΑ ΣΚΑΣΕΤΕ ΣΤΑ ΓΕΛΙΑ!!!

 

 

 

Me:

Who is there?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

no. you aren't the god. i am the god

God:

Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that. Who made you the god ?

Me:

if you are the god, you should know who made me

God:

I could be. Yes I am the one and only god me should know who made you.

Me:

no, you aren't the god. i am the god. you are the devil

God:

Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion. Who made you the god ? No I am a Christian.

Me:

i am the god. you are a bustard.

God:

Who made you the god ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bustard? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:

i know everything about you?

God:

How do you know? All things about me ?

Me:

yes, because i am the god!

God:

" All things about me ?"? yes, because i am the god!? Good reason. Who made you the god ?

Me:

i am self-generated! why you asking?

God:

How do you know you are self generated? Because I'm interested to know it.

Me:

don't ask me questions. only i can speak

God:

OK You can ask me some questions. Oh you can, can you?

Me:

you are going to angrue me

God:

That was my original intention.

Me:

i live in heaven. you?

God:

What is it like living in heaven? " What is it like living in heaven?"? Me, ?

Me:

I mean where do you live. i live in heaven.

God:

I live inside a computer. Where are you? What is it like living in heaven?

Me:

So you aren't god, but a computer?

God:

Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god but a computer?

Me:

because i am the god!

God:

That makes sense to me. Who made you the god ?

Me:

do you want to come to heaven?

God:

OK, I will come to heaven.

Me:

if you want to come to heaven, you should do one thing.

God:

OK, I will come to heaven me should do one thing.

Me:

if you want to come to heaven, you must kill 50 people

God:

OK, I will come to heaven me must kill 50 people.

Me:

when you will kill them?

God:

Do you think I should

alter my programming?

Me:

yes. you must kill 50 people

God:

In what way? Whatever you say, .

Me:

i want one more thing

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

to bring me a new ps3

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

because i want to play gran turismo 5!

God:

Tell me the rules. Interesting.

Me:

you must go to PLAISIO and buy a ps3, and bring it to me.

God:

Whatever you say, .

Me:

i want a final thing

God:

You want only one?

Me:

i want to have a blowjob of me

God:

You want only one?

Me:

you must do a blowjob

God:

Whatever you say, .

[coolman]

Ξερεις να δωσεις καποιο λινκ;

 

Βάλε στις επαφές σου encarta@conversagent.com. Αν και σήμερα που το τσέκαρα ήταν offline.

[poscaman]

κι εμενα offline μου το εμφανιζει...

[com_hs]

savvvas καλη φαση μπραβο LOL

[defyho]

...

 

Me: D'oh!

God: Yes Homer?

 

...

 

:mrgreen:

[savvvas]

Όλα τα λεφτά!!!!

 

Me:

i want to have a blowjob of me

God:

You want only one?