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Τοp 10 Video Games που θα πρέπει να γίνουν ταινίες

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10. Duck Hunt

 

 

Director: Wes Anderson

The pitch: An aging paterfamilias (Bill Murray, probably) seeks to reconnect with his adult sons (Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman, definitely) on a duck-hunting expedition through Europe in this meticulously constructed dramedy. The family bickers while pursuing increasingly speedy waterfowl and are occasionally mocked by an unnaturally critical cocker spaniel. Schwartzman's character is hit and killed with an errant clay pigeon, and at his funeral, Murray and Wilson embrace for the first time as the Kinks' song "Ducks on the Wall" plays.

 

9. The Secret of Monkey Island

 

 

Director: Terry Gilliam

The pitch: Sure, everyone's sick of pirate movies. But despite appearances, this 1990 DOS game — about a luckless buccaneer named Guybrush Threepwood and the evil ghost pirate LeChuck — kept the actual swashbuckling to a minimum. Monkey Island is more about hilarious insult comedy (piratical disputes are settled by trading snaps, not sword-fighting) and some of the best reggae music that ever beeped through your PC's internal speaker. Gilliam's hallucinatory visual style and cracked sense of humor would be a near-perfect fit, as long as he could find a film studio crazy enough to give him $80 million.

8. Metroid

 

 

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

The Pitch: The 1986 version of Metroid for the original Nintendo Entertainment System already features one of the best shock endings in video-game history — after defeating a hostile band of Space Pirates, our hero's cybernetic suit is removed and we learn that Samus Aran is, in fact, a girl — but we're dying to see what kind of surprise twist Shyamalan can come up with. Maybe Samus is really a girl and a ghost? Or maybe we learn that Metroid really takes place in modern times, and then Paul Giamatti finds a naked lady in a swimming pool?

 

7. Super Mario Galaxy

 

 

Director: Richard Kelly

The pitch: In the just-released Super Mario Galaxy for Wii — which critics are already pretty much calling the greatest video game ever — the world's most sensitively portrayed Italian encounters all the now-standard magic mushrooms, traversable wormholes through space, and evil princess-stealing dragons. Except this time, it's in outer space. We know they already made a Super Mario Brothers movie, but it was terrible and it's time they tried again. Kelly's version would star Hulk Hogan, Dame Judi Dench, all five Backstreet Boys, Dolph Lundgren, Downtown Julie Brown, 50 Cent, Dan Akroyd, Police Academy's Michael Winslow, and — through the magic of CGI — Sir Laurence Olivier. And it would still make more sense than Southland Tales.

 

6. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

 

 

Director: Larry Clark

The pitch: Clark's Tony Hawk movie wouldn't feature much actual skating, just a bunch of partying and leering shots of teenage nudity. We're not even sure Tony Hawk would be in it.

 

5. Second Life

 

Director: David Lynch

The pitch: A small-town cop (Kyle MacLachlan) spends his days policing an idyllic suburban town and his nights wandering the streets of a creepy, noirish L.A.-like section of Second Life's virtual world. Soon, he can no longer distinguish between the two. As the story progresses, the narrative becomes increasingly incomprehensible, which in part mirrors the emotional state of the film's deeply confused protagonist. Also, Dennis Hopper is probably in there somewhere.

 

4. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 

Director: Ang Lee

The pitch: Set against the backdrop of violence-torn suburban Los Angeles, this drama follows Carl "CJ" Johnson as he plots to assassinate crooked cop Officer Frank Tenpenny. Lee's version would no doubt include some impressively choreographed fight scenes but would mostly hinge on a series of extended graphic sex scenes. Also, Lee would probably change the name of the film to Hot, Coffee. (Warning: Above clip is NSFW!)

 

3. World of Warcraft

 

 

Director: Lars von Trier

The pitch: Near the three-hour mark, an elf is briefly glimpsed in the background of this Danish morality play about a factory worker who loses his legs in an industrial accident on the way home from the hospital, where he's just learned that he is blind.

 

2. The Oregon Trail

 

 

Director: The Coen Brothers

The pitch: The dearth of good barber shops in the nineteenth-century American West would surely provide the Coens with plenty of hilarious haircut and mustache options for their actors — Steve Buscemi and John Turturro as a pair of hapless pioneers who, when they're not dying of typhoid and diphtheria, suffer inclement weather and random attacks by Native Americans.

 

1. Tetris

 

 

Director: Michel Gondry

The pitch: In a world of defeatist, no-imagination-having square and L-shaped pieces, Géraud (played by Elijah Wood in a cardboard suit, beret, and French mustache) is a Z-shaped romantic with dreams of becoming a painter, even though his awkward posture makes it really hard to set up an easel. One day he meets a beautiful L-shaped piece named Virginie, but their love can never be because she's engaged to a square who seems her perfect fit. But is he? (No — he has no dreams!) The soundtrack would consist solely of Jon Brion playing "Kalinka" (the Tetris song) on a vibraphone, getting gradually faster over 90 minutes.

 

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/11/the_10_video_games_that_should.html

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Κάτω τα χέρια απο το Monkey Island.

 

Απο εκεί και πέρα δε πα να κάνουν και το pacman, εγώ δεν θα μπω στο κόπο να δώ οποιαδίποτε μεταφορά παινχιδιού σε ταινία γιατί απλα όσες έχουν γίνει είναι για τα πανηγύρια :-)

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Εγώ θα προτιμούσα το Monkey Island να το κάνει ο Tim Burton. Θα ήθελα να κάνει και το Grim Fandango, κάτι το οποίο σκέφτηκε και κάποιος άλλος και διέδωσε μια ψευδή φήμη κάποτε πως κάτι τέτοιο θα συνέβαινε.

 

No 1 το Τέτρις; Χαχαχα!

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The soundtrack would consist solely of Jon Brion playing "Kalinka" (the Tetris song) on a vibraphone, getting gradually faster over 90 minutes.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Riven. (και ίσως η υπόθεση από τα 2 πρώτα βιβλία (Book of Ti'Ana, Book of Atrus).

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis.

Moment of Silence

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Half - Life

 

Συμφωνώ, αλλά να μην τη γυρίσει σκηνοθέτης action ταινιών, γιατί θα την κάνει μ' εκείνο τον ανόητο τρόπο με τα μοντάζ (ξέρετε, αυτά που δε βλέπεις τι γίνεται, αλλά ένα συνονθύλευμα από τυχαία πλάνα, κοντινά και σκοτεινά)

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To witcher εδω τώρα παίζεις το game και είναι σαν να βλέπεις ταινία.

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Όπως ειπώθηκε -Assasins Creed- αλλα και -Prince of Persia-!!!

Τα Legacy of Kain επίσης λόγω της βαμπιροιστορίας τα σπάνε!

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