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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.:-D

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.:-D

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.:-D:cry::-D

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.:-D:cry::-D

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. :-D

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisʼ beard. There is only another fist.

 

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnʼt lifting himself up, heʼs pushing the Earth down.:-D

 

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

Chuck Norrisʼ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.:-D:cry::-D

 

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

Chuck Norris doesnʼt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.:-D

 

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Κρυάδες τα περρισότερα..Έχει πολύ καλύτερα στο facts και πιο έξυπνα..

 

ο Τσακ Νορις δεν φοβαται τις μαυρες τρυπες, τις τρωει και λεει οτι εχουν γευση κοτοπουλου

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