Computer Stupidities

[madsc]

Όλα αυτά που έχουμε ακούσει και ακούμε για τους νέους χρήστες pc και για την τάση τους μερικές φορές να ξέρουν τα πάντα πριν ακόμα τα μάθουν, μαζεμένα σε ένα site.

 

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

 

I burned a CD with some multimedia stuff on it for a friend of a friend. He couldn't get them working, because, it turned out, he had a 486 with 8 megs of RAM.

· Him: "How come they don't work?"

· Me: "You need a new motherboard, CPU, case, power supply, lots more RAM, and maybe a new video card."

· Him: "Can you download them for me?"

 

I own a computer store. One day, two policemen came into the store and told that they owned a 486 and a 286. They asked if a 486 and a 286 could be assembled together into a 686. I replied to the dumb request by asking them if two 200 horsepower police cars can be used to make up a 400 horsepower Ferrari. The policemen didn't get it and replied angrily that altering car engines is strictly forbidden by law.

 

 

A friend had to go over to a bank and set everyone's software up. Since all the Internet software his company supports runs under MS Windows, he asked the manager "Do you have Windows?" The manager stared at him blankly and said, "No, we've got air conditioning."

 

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[Maniakos]

LOL!Kai se periodika kata kairous kanun kati tetoia afierwmata kai me ellines xristes =)

[pyro]

aaahahahahahahahha poly gelio megale!!!!! :D :D

[HaPagan]

Βασικά πριν 1,5 χρόνο περίπου είχε δημιουργηθεί ένα παρόμοιο topic και είχε τρομερή πλάκα . Έχω την εντύπωση ότι το είχε φτιάξει ο BillDanos χωρίς να είμαι απόλυτα σίγουρος . ʼμα το βρείτε , κάντε ένα post εδώ!Μιλάμε για τρομερό γέλιο.

[Critter]

Lipon,akouste gelio...Eixa paei proxthes sto plaisio na ftiakso gia enan filo mia sinthesi pc.Prin apo mena lipon htane mia gria me thn korh ths(kamia 35 h korh ths)kai zhtagana na kanoune sinthesi xoris vevea na exoun idea...Afou lipon o ipalilos tous rotage ti na valei mesa kai fisika apadage monos tou,peftei kai h korifea ataka....Leei h korh :Me ton disko prepei na kanoume kati ksexoristo?Exo akousei oti kikloforoun kati VAKTHRIA!!!!.Aporo pos kraththika ekeinh thn ora