Blackman Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Meta apo poly kairo apofasisa na moirastw kapoies apoirou kalous katastaseis pou exw synantisei sthn douleia mou kai exoun sxesh me tous ypologistes.Fysika amesoi emplekomenoi einai asxetoi xrhstes kai ekeinoi pou ta plhrwnoun ola einai oi amoiroi kompiouterades (emeis dhladh).Ayto einai mia eikona gia osous neous theloun na asxolithoun me thn pliroforiki ws epagkelma.<P>Parakalw opioi exoun paromies istories na kanoun post.<P>Ksekiname tis istories margarytaria.<P>Istoria 1:<BR>olh ayth h istoria einai thlefwnikh<BR>Xrhsths:Ela Eya (h Eya einai sinadelfos sthn mhxanografish),re gamoto kolaw.Poios me kolaei?(Sthn etairia trexei to programma ORAMA pou einai panw se ORACLE,opote merikes baries diadikasies pou trexoun kapoioi xrhstes mporei na kanoun LOCK kapoious allous)<BR>Eya:Katse ligo na dw(Lock Manager) kai tha sou pw..........xm...se kolaei h Nikh.<BR>Xrhsths:E MA PWS GINETE AYTO...OTAN KATHOMOUN STO GRAFEIO DIPLA THS MOU LEGATE PWS ME KOLOUSE,TWRA POU EXOUME ENA OROFO DIAFORA PWS GINETE AYTO?<P>NTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING!!!!<P>Istoria 2<P>Xtypaei to thl kai to shkwnw<BR>Xrhsths:Giwrgo sbhnw arxeia gia na eleytherwsw xwro ston disko,alla kapoia den sbhnontai me tipota kai den ta thelw re gamoto.<BR>Egw:Kala erxomai apo ekei...<BR>....<BR>(phga)Dikse mou poia den mporeis na sbhseis?<BR>O xrhsths mou anigei to Network Neighbourhood kai mou dixnei ola ta PC kai toys server ths etairias....<BR>Xrhsths:Na ola ayta...einai axrhsta...kane kati na ta sbhsoume...<P>MPOUUUUM...<P>Istoria 3<BR>pali apo thl<BR>Xrhsths:Eva trekse grhgora kati epathe to PC mou kai mou ebgale ENA MPLE...<BR>Eva:Ti ennoeis ENA MPLE...sou ebgale MPLE OTHONH?<BR>Xrhsths:Oxi re paidi mou...mou ebgale ENA MPLE sou lew...<BR>Eva:Pws to ebgale...ekanes tipota?Sigoura den einai mple h othonh sou?<BR>Xrhsths:Oxi eipame...ela kai kaigomai kai mou ebgale to ENA MPLE<BR>Eva:Kala katebainw na dw ti ginete...<BR>....<BR>(paei katw)<BR>Eva:gia dikse mou re sy pou einai ayto pou les?<BR>Xrhsths dixnontas sthn othonh:Na re Eva mprosta sou einai den blepeis?<P>STHN OTHONH HTAN ENA APLO MYNHMA ENERGOPOIHSHS KAPOIA SYSKEYHS POU KSEKINOUSE ME THN LEKSH.....(kratithite)....<P>ENABLE....<-ayto htan to ENA MPLE<P>Istoria 4<P>Xrhsths:Giwrgo ela ligo na sou diksw ti mou kanei to PC...<BR>Egw ikse mou na dw...<BR>(o xrhsths paei na syndethei se Network drive kai to PC bgazei to eikonidiaki me to gnwsto megenthitiko fako pou koitazei ta folders...ypothetw pws katalabate poio lew)<BR>Xrhsths osh wra edixne to eikonidiaki:Kati prepei na kanoume kai me ayth thn BOURTSA pou ta bafei ola KITRINA...pw pw exei katanthsei spastiko...<P>OUDEN SXOLION<P>Istoria 5<P>H trapeza Kyprou eixe agorasei ena Laser ektypwth apo thn Ellhnikh Episthmonikh...<BR>pernoun oi typoi apo thn trapeza thl sthn EE kai zhtane to texniko tmhma.(TK=Trapeza Kyprou...EE=Ellhnikh Epistimonikh)<BR>TK:Nai geia sas,exoume problhma me ton ektypwth pou agorasame apo esas...den typwnei katholou.<BR>EE:Ypothetw oti ton exete anapsei...etsi?<BR>TK:Ma fysika...<BR>EE:Ti mynhma grafei to panelaki panw?<BR>TK:Ready<BR>EE:Ta kalwdia ta exete balei kanwnika?<BR>TK:Einai ola sthn thesh tous<BR>EE:Melania...toner...kai ola ta ypoloipa einai entaksei?<BR>TK:Ola kala einai,ta kaname opws dixnei to manual<BR>EE en mporw na katalabw...ton anoigokleisate na deite an allakse tipota?<BR>TK:Polles fores...alla den typwnei katholou.<BR>EE:Test page bgalate?<BR>TK:Kanwnikotata...<BR>EE en mporw na katalabw ti ginete...ok...tha perasw apo ekei na dw ti ginete<BR>....<BR>paei o texnikos apo thn Trapeza Kyrpou...tou deixnoun pou einai o ektypwths...<BR>EE:Xm...anixros...READY...xarti exei mesa...toner OK...melania OK...kalwdio reymatos OK...test page...kanwnika...den blepw tipota apo edw....Pou einai o ypologisths gia na dw mhpws einai tipota apo ekei<BR>TK:Poios ypologisths?!<P><BR>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!E NAI!!!!!!<P><BR>Istoria 6<P>apo to thlefwno pali<BR>Xrhsths:Ela Eva erxese ligo apo edw giati exw ena problhma me to Excel?<BR>...<BR>paei h Eva apo ekei...<P>Eva:Ela dikse mou<BR>Xrhsths:Na re gamoto prospathw na kanw mia dieresh kai den mou bgainei<BR>Eva:Ti dieresh pas na kaneis?<BR>Xrhsths:Prospthw na kanw diairesh me to MHDEN<BR>(NTOINGK TO PRWTO SOK)<BR>Eva:Ti les re sy?Afou den ginete h dieresh me to MHDEN<BR>Xrhsths:Giati den ginete?Ginete...<BR>Eva:Ti einai auta pou les...den ginete.Einai apla mathimatika<BR>Xrhsths:Ti les re Eva?Afou h diairesh me to MHDEN ginete...<BR>Eva:Exei 12 mhla kai theleis na ta moiraseis se MHDEN antrwpous...pws tha ta moiraseis?Mporeis?<BR>Xrhsths:OXI...telos pantwn kala kala...<BR>(Ekeinh thn wra pernaei mia allh xrhsths kai rwtaei)<BR>Xrhsths 2:Ti egine?To ftiaksate to problhma pou eixate?<BR>Xrhsths:OXI den kataferame na to ftiaksoume giati to Excel den kanei diairesh me to MHDEN!<P><BR>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!<P>(Thelete kai allo?)<P><BR>Istoria 7<P>Xrhsths:Giwrgo exasa kapoia krisima arxeia pou eixa sto PC mou...<BR>Egw:Na dw re sy...thymasai to onoma twn arxeiwn?<BR>(O Xrhsths mou leei ena endiktika...kanw search sto PC tipota...kanw search sto private directory tou sto dikeyo...tipota...kanw search sto directory tou tmhmatos tou sto diktyo tipota.Meta apo ligh wra adikou psaksimatos kanw thn ekshs erwthsh)<BR>Egw:Re Antzy gia pes mou pou ta eswzes ta arxeia sou?<BR>Xrhsths:Sto RECYCLE BIN<P><BR>........hremiste...tha spasete kanena toixo me tis koutoulies sas re pedia.....!!!!<P>Istoria 8<P>Mou exei erxei mia foto apo Arka...<BR>pernw thl mia kopela se ena allo grafeio kai ths lew<BR>Egw:Ela Tasia...sou stelnw mia fotografia...exei poly gelio...des thn kai pare me thl!<BR>Xrhsths meta apo 15 lepta:Ela re Giwrgo 15 lepta perimenw panw apo to fax kai den bgainei tipota!<P><BR>MPOUXOUXOUUUUUUUUUU...WHY ME?WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!<P>Istoria 9<P>Xreiastike kapoia stigmh enas typos sto loghsthrio kapoia poly palia stoixeia ta opoia pws eixe katsei h fash kai htan se disketes 5.25"(oi palioi thymounte )<BR>Kapoia stigmh me pernei thlkai mou leei<BR>Xrhsths:Re Giwrgo thelw na dw kati palia stoixeia alla den mou diabazei thn dikseta...<P>...<BR>paw apo ekei...kai ti blepw?....<BR>....KAPOIOI TO BRHKAN ....W NAI....<P>W NAI....<BR>KALA TO SKEFTIKATE....<BR>O TYPOS EIXE DIPLWSEI THN DISKETA STA 4 KAI THN EIXE BALEI STO 3.5" DRIVE....<P><BR>KALOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????<P>Istoria 10<P>Allh periptwsh me 5.25" disketa...<P>Xrhsths:Giwwwwrgooo den mou diabazei thn dikseta<P>paw apo ekei...<BR>kai den blepw kamia disketa sto drive?<BR>Egw:Pou einai h disketa?<BR>O xrhsths shkwnei elafra to portaki apo to drive 3.5" mou bgazei thn disket 5.25" pou eixe balei mesa....<P>EPpppppp...mhn biazeste....o typos thn eixe kopseis me psalidi gia na xwresei.<P>EIPATE TIPOTA?<P><BR>Ayta gia twra...prepei na sxolasw kai egw!<BR>Ta ypoloipa paratragouda parakatw sto idio topic...allh stigmh<P><BR>PERASTIKA SAS...oi melontes kompiouterades KSANASKEFTITE TO...!>!>>!<P>Filika<BR>Blackman
^BOOMBOOM Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 wraia pernate eseis sthn douleia<BR>se liges meres xekinaw mathimata se futurekids (fronthsthrio gia upologistes) opote fantazomai tha mazpsw kai egw antistoixa margaritaria apo tous mathites mou
flashfix Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Οταν διαβασα αυτα του Blackman για τις 5,25<BR>δισκεττες μου ηρθε στο μυαλο η εξης ιστορια<BR>που εγινε περυσι.<BR>Σε ενα pc που δεν ειχε cd rom χρειαστηκε να<BR>γινει αναβαθμιση σε ενα προγραμμα στατικων που ειχε hasp.Προσπαθησα μεσω δικτυου και δεν γινοταν τιποτα.<BR>Αγορασα cd rom, το εγκατεστησα στο pc και φευγω ησυχος.Μετα απο καμμια ωρα με παιρνουν<BR>τηλεφωνο γιατι το cd rom "εξαφανισε" το cd.<BR>Παω και γω να δω, ανοιγω το πορτακι και οντως<BR>δεν υπηρχε μεσα cd.<BR>Το ειχαν βαλει σε ενα ελαχιστο κενο μεταξυ<BR>του cdrom και του απο κατω 5.25 φατνιου!!!<BR>Φυσικα για να το βγαλω ανοιξα το κουτι.
sh4dow Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 xixi, tous plironoun ekei pou douleueis ????<P>exypiretisi tou ote:<BR>pernei kapoios til kai rotaei pos na parei to... 12 .....<BR>kai o ipallilos: 1 kai meta 2 :)
Επισκέπτης Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 axaxaaxxaxaxxaxaa,koryfaia re c...<BR>ontws plhronontai oloi aftoi pou ta rwtane afta?<BR>Elpizw mono na einai megaloi kapws se hlikia opote n adikaiologhtai h agnoia tous kai h mh enasxolhsh..<BR>oantws gelaw akomh monos mou
Επισκέπτης Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 axaxaaxxaxaxxaxaa,koryfaia re c...<BR>ontws plhronontai oloi aftoi pou ta rwtane afta?<BR>Elpizw mono na einai megaloi kapws se hlikia opote na dikaiologhtai h agnoia tous kai h mh enasxolhsh..<BR>pantws gelaw akomh monos mou
tiger3000 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 H etairia me tetoia stelexh den ptwxeyse akoma???
Nitrous18 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 pos tous proslanbanete olous autous ekei....<P>TESPA: TO xeirotero pou akouo apo pollous ASXETOUS Me P/C's einai i exeis erothsh:<BR><B>TI MARKA EINAI O P/C SOU??????</B>(emfragma)<BR><B>EMENA EINAI HITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</B><P>siga min einai futzitsou
Blackman Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Μέλος Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Pedes...otan pate sthn douleia sas tha katalabete posoi poloi einai oi asxetoi me PC.<P><BR>LOIPON...SYNEXEIA MARGARITARIWN...<P>(twra eimai spiti mou )<P><BR>Istoria 11<P>Kapoia stigmh yphrkse ena problhma sto ERP systhma me apotelesma oi xrhstes eprepe na bgoun apo to programma kai na ksanampoun<P>Lilly(h allh synadelfos se email):Parakalountai oloi oi xrhstes tou ORAMATOS stis 12:30 na bgoun gia 5 lepta kai na ksanampoun argotera.<P>...<BR>...<BR>...<BR>meta apo dyo lepta mpainei mesa o proistamenos tou tmhmatos<BR>Proistamenos:Ma kala re pedia giati bgainoun oloi eksw apo to kthrio?<P>NTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINGK.....<BR>mhn peite tipota...egine kai den htan mono sthn dikh mou etairia...<P>Istoria 12<BR>periptwsh opws thn prohgoumenh<BR>(plhroforia apo texniko ths Ellhnikhs Epistimonikhs)<P>Se ena pararthma ths Trapezas Kyprou ta kentrika mhxanimata (server,hubs,patch panels klp klp klp),briskontai se ena xwro eniaio me tous ypoloipous ergazomenous,me thn diafora oti einai se hmiorofo.Epomenws mporei kapoios na milaei me tous katw kai antistrofa...milame gia ena sxetika mikro xwro.Exete paei oloi se trapeza kai katalabainete ti lew.<P>Kapoia stigmh shkwnete o tetraperatos typos...gkourou sta diktya...texnikos ths Ellhnikhs Epistimonikhs...shkwnei ta xeria kai apeythinete stous ypaloilous pou douleyoun kai tous leei.<P>Texnikos:BGEITE OLOI EKSW GIA 10 LEPTA KAI KSANAMPEITE...<BR>..<BR>...<BR>....<BR>.....<BR>se 2 lepta eixan bgei oloi eksw apo to kthrio mazi me tous pelates<P>XEXEXE<P>opote shkwnete o typos gia na tous pei na ksanampoune meta apo ligo kai eide mia trapeza adeia kai olous na perimenoun ap'eksw.<P><BR>EIPATE TIPOTA?<P>Istoria 13<P>Oi xrhstes pou douleyoun se logisthrio exoun mathei na plhktrologoun poly grhgora gia na proxwraei h douleia tous antistoixa grhgora.<BR>Exei erthei mia typisa apo to logisthrio kai thelei na mas diksei ena mynhma lathous pou emfanizei to programa....<P>kathws ebaze ta stoixeia sthn othonh opou ths emfanizotan to mynhma...egrafe me tromerh taxythta kai taytoxrona patousa me ekswfrenikh taxythta to TAB kai to ENTER...koumpia anagkaia gia thn allagh metaksy twn pediwn...<BR>tote akoume to ekshs tromero sxolio<P>Xrhsths:Re pedia kati prepei na kanoume me ayta ta pedia...pernane yperbolika grhgora apo thn othonh kai den prolabainw na ta blepw!<P><BR>:-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<P>(kleiste thn katw gnatho sas twra )<P>Istoria 14<P>Enas typos psaxnei na brei kapoia stoixeia sto Internet...<BR>paei loipon sto YAHOO!!! kai ti grafei sto paidio?<BR>Peite mou ti egrapse to atomo?<BR>Den tha to breite<P><BR>...<P>Oute me sfaires den to briskete pedia...<BR>...<BR>kala<BR>kala<BR>...<BR>tha sas to pw...<P>Paei sto YAHOO! kai sto keno pou bazeis tis lekseis pou theleis na kanei search kai grafei... <A HREF="http://WWW.YAHOO.COM" TARGET=_blank>WWW.YAHOO.COM</A> <P>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!<P><BR>Istoria 15<P>Mia kainourgia xrhsths den einai eksikiwmenh me to MOUSE...gia na kanei klik kapou pou hthele ekane to ekshs...<BR>me poly arges kinhseis phgene ton pointer ekei pou htheles...afhne siga siga to mouse...kai sthn synexeia erixne SFALIARA sto koumpi....NAI NAI NAI...kala akousate...<BR>afou ths eipame na ths paroume kamia mhgoskotwstra gia na xeirizete to mouse.<P>(NAI PEDIA AKOUMA AKOUW KAI BLEPW...EXW ANTOXES)<P>Istoria 16<P>(auto egine sthn sxolh mou)<P>1o etos se kompiouteristiko tmhma...Business Information Systems...synithws se tetoia tmhmata ligo poly oloi exoun doulepsei se PC.<BR>Sto 1o mathima me ypologisth o kathigiths mas zhtaei na aniksoume to word...<BR>mia typisa meta apo 10 deyterolepta fwnazei ton kathigith kai tou leei<P>Kopela:Sygnwmh kyrie...alla to pontiki mou den douleyei.<P>Gyrname oloi kai ti blepoume?<BR>Thn typisa na exei piasei to mouse na to krataei se orizontia thesh me to grafeio sto ypsos ths mesh ths othonhs kai na kounaei to mouse KYKLIKA...kai na leei...<P>Kopela:ORISTE...DEN KOUNIETE ME TIPOTA<P><BR>...Ti na pei kaneis...<P><BR>Istoria 17<P>Xrhsths:Re malaka Giwrgo kati epathe pali o ektypwths kai den typwnei<BR>Egw:Ton exeis aniksei?<BR>Xrhsths:E...oops <P><BR>xe xe xe<P>TI?THELETE KAI ALLA?<P>THA THYMITHW KAI ALLA MARGARITARIA KAI THA TA GRAPSW...<P>ypomonh...exoume na serfaroume kai ligo
Nitrous18 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 popo eteria koulon(ekserounte oi parontes) re paidia an einai dinaton na simbenoun auta se etairia pou asxolounte me pc's<BR>tespa<P>eutixos omos pou iparxoun kai autoi kai gelame
Blackman Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Μέλος Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Ooooooooopaaaa...na ksekatharisoume kati.<BR>H etairia pou douleyw den einai me ypologistes...<BR>apla katalabaite oti se opoia etairia kai na pate oloi tha douleyoun me ypologistes...<BR>opote katalabainete oti kapoios pou asxolite me Marketing den kserei panta na douleyei kai kala ena PC...<P>genikws tha deite pola koula...<P>kai mhn momizete oti h plhroforikh exei na kanei mono me etairies plhroforikhs...<P>se ligo tha mporeite na breite douleia mexri kai se mpakalika giati tha exoun ypologisth mesa...
ma05860- Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Kala gelaw edw kai mia wra.Pantws auta ginontai giati poli apla polla atoma proslabanontai se kapoia etairia me meso i poli apla i etairia den thelai na plirwsei akriba tous eidikous opote pairnei ena i duo eidikous kai oloi oi upoloipoi einai kapoioi asxetoi pou me ena aplo seminario mathainoun ta basika.<BR>Ena gegonos pou mou sinebi ssta oneway tis perioxis mou.<BR>Thelw na agorasw ena zipdrive ekswteriko.Exw mia idea oti i timi tou einai peripou 30 me 60 xiliades.<BR>Egw:boreite na mou peite poso kanei ena zipdrive ekswteriko?<BR>Pwlitis:mmm einai poli akribo<BR>Egw:diladi poso?<BR>PWLITIS:Gurw stis 130.000(yeahhhhh)<BR>Thelontas na tou dwsw mia deueteri eukairia gia na skeftei yin malakia pou eipe ton rwtaw<BR>EGW:Eiste sigouros.Nomizw oti to iomega kanei gurw stis 60 to poli<BR>Autos omws epimenei<BR>PWLITIS:Oxi apokleietai.Idika to iomega kanei gyrw stis 120.000 to eswteriko kai 160000 to ekswteriko(doingggggggg)<BR>Htan ametanoitos.Eixe mia sigouria pou kontepse na me peisei kai emena.
ODT Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 Δημοσ. 30 Αυγούστου 2001 kala h trapeza Kyprou pantws den paizetai,eidika h fash me ton printer htan koryfh.
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