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[marantonis]

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You: hello

Stranger: HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS

You: Do you wanna see my boobs?

Stranger: LOLWHUT BITCH

You: wanna see my boobs?

Stranger: NO THANKS SLUT

You: are you a girl?

Stranger: YAR

You: you gotta relax sis!

You: I dont wanna mess with you

Stranger: i'm not homophobic

Stranger: i'm just trolololing

You: ok

You: wanna see my boobs?

You: well

You: not only

Stranger: TROLOL NO THNX

You: ok

You: bye then

Stranger: SRSLY, STOP BEING A SLUT

You: Why? Is it against jesus and shit?

You: Fuck jesus.

You: I' d Fuck him hard.

Stranger: no, it's just really embarassing to see

You: I' d suck jesus cock at no time

Stranger: no one likes sluts

You: jesus loves all kinds of people

Stranger: i'm not religious

You: so he can let me have him

Stranger: so don't pull that card on me

You: too bad

You: you will burn in hell

Stranger: you're going to end up badly

You: you will burn in fucking hell

Stranger: really badly,

Stranger: i don't believe in hell

Stranger: so, nice try

You: me neither

Stranger: trololol

Stranger: contradicting yourself

You: yeap, im a motherfucking troll

You: so

You: wanna see my cock?

Stranger: :L

Stranger: trolol

You: i have a cock too

Stranger: whut even

You: http://t1.gstatic.co...g/cwd10.jpg&t=1

Stranger: yeah, no thanks

Stranger: i'll get a virus

You: yeah, because a pic can give you loads of viruses

Stranger: you need to chill out, and stop being a slut or whatever

Stranger: because, it's just a little weird

Stranger: just be who you are, find someone you love

Stranger: 'cause this is just cringey

Stranger: you don't even know these people

You: I'll do what I want bitch! I'll suck cocks, do drugs and shit

You: Its my motherfucking life

Stranger: i know,

Stranger: you can do whatever,

You: yeah

Stranger: i don't want bad things to happen to you

Stranger: that sounded soppy

Stranger: but w/e

Stranger: just take it easy

You: so, you dont want bad things happen to me huh? Then see my pic, sis!

Stranger: trolol

Stranger: i'm not going to look at some porno picture

Stranger: the internet is written in ink, not pencil

Stranger: you need to be careful

Stranger: whatever,

Stranger: i'm going to go,

Stranger: just, you need to sit and think

You: iso

Stranger: because, whatever has happened to you,

Stranger: and what will,

You: im gonna thing that you gotta relax

You: and live your life a little

You: go out, fuck, do drugs, suck cock, drink

Stranger: by putting porno pictures on the internet for strangers to see?

You: LIVE

Stranger: i don't call that living a little

Stranger: i am living

Stranger: because, that's not the kind of living i call senseible

Stranger: i mean, that's just fucking your life up

Stranger: but, hey, if that makes you happy,

You: well, I have fun

You: do you?

Stranger: yeah,

Stranger: i'm not living the biggest thrill ever,

Stranger: but i'm living, and i'm happy

You: then why are you net chatting with motherfucking strangers sis?

Stranger: trolol

Stranger: because i'm avoiding ma homework

You: Oh, thats slutty!

You: I aprove.

Stranger: being a slut isn't 'living'

You: I used to do that too. Then I grew up a fucking screw up.

Stranger: does that make you happy?

You: You are gonna end like me.

Stranger: does it really, make you happy?

Stranger: no, i'm not

You: That makes me happy about the worlds future

Stranger: i might end up a screw up with no money

You: People need sluts

Stranger: but i'd never end up like you

Stranger: people can change,

Stranger: people need a lot of things,

You: Obama couldnt change america. And he was great.

You: Now he is just a black slut.

Stranger: he's making a difference

You: A black male motherfucking slut.

Stranger: a little at a time

Stranger: i really don't think he's a slut

You: He sucked a lot of white cocks to be the president, trust me, I know a slut when I see one.

Stranger: i don't think he's literally out on the streets partying and getting drunk and shagging the first people he meets

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Im 14, ho.

Stranger: trolol

Stranger: seriously?

Stranger: are you for real

You: Yeah, do you have a problem with it?? huh?

Stranger: yeah, i do

You: My age is motherfucking cool, bitch.

Stranger: i think that's awful, and i feel so sorry for you

Stranger: i feel slightly physically sick

Stranger: i take it you're not a virgin

You: A virgin? Me? Virginity is for loosers and retard people.

You: Bush was a virgin.

Stranger: i bet mother theresa was too

You: (and a retard too)

Stranger: does being a virgin make you a bad person?

Stranger: i don't think so

You: No, She was a slut!

Stranger: mother theresa.

You: Sucked dicks in the dark

You: yeah

Stranger: i feel sorry for you.

You: Blowjobs and shit

Stranger: your life, must've be awful

You: I ve read it on a magazine.

Stranger: do you even go to school?

You: Its called "NoV4Me"

You: meaning no virginity for me

You: hoe

Stranger: you need to sort your life out

Stranger: and i think you actually have problems

Stranger: and don't pretend you don't care about this

Stranger: about who you are

Stranger: because,

Stranger: then why are you still talking to me?

You: Me? Girl, I Fuck hard since I was sucking my mothers nipples, how could I have problems?

Stranger: take my advice, and please, sort your life out. just one small thing

You: Healthy is Slutty, thats what I say.

Stranger: are you even for real?

Stranger: or are you just joking with me

You: Dont question my existance ho!

You: Thats too motherfucking rude

Stranger: you have problems

You: even for a homework running from ho

Stranger: and you know what,

Stranger: i can't help you

Stranger: get over yourself,

Stranger: being a slut isn't cool

You: Yeah, too bad. Cause you are fucking lame.

Stranger: or funny

Stranger: or living an outrageous life

Stranger: it's just sad

Stranger: really, sad

Stranger: and i pity you.

Stranger: so, sort yourself out

Stranger: you're 14.

You: I hate lameness as much as I hate virginity and healthy food.

Stranger: get help.

Stranger: you need it.

You: Yeah I admit I need help

You: I need a black man with a 10 inch cock to help me!

You: ho

Stranger: get help

Stranger: real help.

Stranger: talk to someone

You: know anyone?

Stranger: childline?

Stranger: look it up

Stranger: you're american

Stranger: so there are loads

You: but the are not all black

Stranger: school teachers

Stranger: i think you have mental problems

Stranger: this is not my problem,

Stranger: but i bet this is the longest conversation you've had with someone who actually cares

You: I think you have too loose your motherfucking virginity and have some cocaine.

Stranger: trolol,

Stranger: i've had cocaine

Stranger: it's not all it's cracked up to be

You: felt slutty enough?

Stranger: you need to look up the definition of slutty

Stranger: because taking drugs is not what it means

You: For a perfect cocain reaction you have to suck a cock while you are sniffing. Tried it twice.

Stranger: get help.

Stranger: i'm off

Stranger: w/e

Stranger: you're not my problem

You: Dont leave me sis

Stranger: you're your parent's problem

You: I like you

Stranger: you don't even know me

You: I wanna help you become a better ho

You: like me

Stranger: w/e

Stranger: bye.

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Νεαρη γιαπωνεζα απο το τόκυο επιθυμει ν' αυτοκτονησει για να βρει την αποθανουσα γατα της ή να μετενσαρκωθει η ιδια σε γατα:

 

You: hello

Stranger: hi asl

You: Im Mitzuko. 17 years old. Japan, Tokyo.

You: hajimemashite

Stranger: chuck, 30, california, usa

You: good.

You: How are you Chuck?

Stranger: i am good

Stranger: how are you?

You: Nice to know. Im alright. Well... my cat died last night..

Stranger: i am sorry to hear that

You: Thank you. It was such a nice cat... "Luffy" I used to call him.

Stranger: how long did you have your cat?

You: 6 Years.

You: In first it was ok but then it got a bit sick.

You: Truth is, Im so sad now. I remember all the good and bad times we had! Cant get them out of my head!

Stranger: i know how you feel

You: Your pet died too?

Stranger: in the past, yes

You: Its so bad when pets die. We live in a fucked up, totally unfair world.

You: And we dont even know if they go to heaven or hell.

You: Religion doesnt say that!

You: Its all about humans!

You: Everything, everywhere, all about them!

Stranger: you must know the world is about more than humans

You: Yes, thats a huge truth you told there.

You: There are many, more lovable and delicate beings than us, filthy humans.

You: Only thing we do is fight each other! When pets die!

You: When everyone dies!

You: It makes me wanna kill myself.

Stranger: don't do that

Stranger: enjoy the time we have here

You: It 'd be so much cooler if I was a cat!

Stranger: heh

You: I maybe born again to be a cat if I die!

You: Will I?

You: Do you think thats possible?

Stranger: i don't know what happens to us when we die

Stranger: we go to "heaven" or we get reincarnated

Stranger: or absolutly nothing

You: I was reading somewhere that when we die, we are born again in a different form. So I believe it is possible, to be a cat if I kill myself, I mean.

Stranger: don't kill yourself

You: But why? What should I do know, without Luffy, in a cruel cold world full of filthy humans?

Stranger: what about your family and friends?

You: Ah, them? They watch tv all the time and have sex.

Stranger: both your parents and friends watch tv and have sex?

You: Yes. Those are the most popular things to do now. At least, here, in Japan. They do not give a damn about the problems in the world, or my problems!

You: They don't care if I live, so Im sure they wouldnt care if I die.

Stranger: for starters, sex is always popular

You: I dont know, they might be sex addicts or something.

Stranger: sex with a good partner isn't a bad thing

You: All day. Watch fucking television, shitty shows, shitty news. And then, have sex and drink Sake.

You: I hate the world soo much.

You: But its ok.

You: I found a way to get away!

Stranger: no, you didn't

Stranger: maybe you should find a new life around other people

You: Noo. A life without Luffy is a dead-Mitzuko-walking.

Stranger: it is not

You: How'd you know?

You: Your parents and friends dont watch tv all day and have sex! and they most certainly do not drink sake!

Stranger: my grandfather used to just work, to the great detrament to all of us

You: It's better to work than do the above! They even quit their jobs to do those. It's so narrow-minded. It's so damn stupid and irrational!

Stranger: he worked too much

Stranger: and for shit wages

Stranger: and had opportunities for better work, but didn't do it

You: Yes, I believe that. People take advantage of others.

You: But the only think I can thing of is; 1. Die so I became a cat. 2. Die so I find Luffy in heaven.

You: Its depends on which religion is right.

You: Well, I hope the atheists are wrong.

Stranger: nearly all religions think killing yourself is wrong

Stranger: and you would never reach "heaven"

You: Yes, but Im sure God will understand.

You: God's always do.

Stranger: any god would not like that you kill yourself

You: They or He gotta know why I did what I did.

You: How'd you know that?

You: You are not him and you do not talk to him!

You: But He knows everything.

Stranger: i always thought "god" wants us to live and thrive

You: Maybe. But if we cant live anymore, then he understands and send us to heaven to find our cat

You: or love-one.

Stranger: you can still live

Stranger: don't you want to help others or find happiness here?

You: I don't want to help the others cause they are mean! All they do is wanting to talk advantage of you. How can I find happiness considering that?

Stranger: you must find the nice ones and know what is taking advantage of you

You: *take not talk, sorry about the error

Stranger: it is fine

You: No one seems nice when Luffy is dead!

Stranger: you are very sad, so no one will seem too nice

You: Well, gotta go. I'm sure now, nothing will change my mind!

You: Only thing to decide now is the way I do it

Stranger: think it over, please

You: Do you know any good ways do die?

Stranger: i cannot answer that question

You: I want it to be quite and painless

You: or, why not, splattery.

Stranger: you want to give up and let the system win

You: It's the only question It would help me

You: and you cannot aswer it?

You: Ok. I ll consider taking some birth pills.

You: It be like... poetic.

Stranger: how so?

You: I love poetry.

You: Birth pills offer death.

You: Isnt that ironic?

Stranger: birth pills?

Stranger: like birth control pills?

You: yes.

You: Many of them.

You: Like, 30.

You: My mums has a lot.

Stranger: those just stop you from bleeding and you will get just get sick

You: Then I use aspirin.

Stranger: .....

Stranger: did you ever have a boyfriend?

You: Luffy was my boyfriend!

You: and girlfriend

You: and mother

You: and father.

Stranger: a human one

You: Our bond was unspicable.

Stranger: but i do know how you feel

You: Then let me do what I gotta do!

Stranger: no

Stranger: i cannot

You: Then I do it anyways!

Stranger: no

You: I'll be just a bit sad

You: that you did not understand.

You: But its ok.

Stranger: i do more than you know

You: I found a way to get away!

You: Goodbye now.

You: Goodbye, forever.

Stranger: stay

You: Nice to meet you in this damn world.