Toufas Δημοσ. 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.
ferongr Δημοσ. 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 26 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. "You're gonna love my nuts" Teh ghey... -----Προστέθηκε 26/12/2008 στις 09 : 46 : 16-----
Toufas Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Hi! It's Vince with Slap Chop! You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look! Here's a potato. One slap: you've got big chunks for stew. Two slaps: home fries in a second. And look at this: if you add a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets. You don't have to switch any blades! Now, you love salad; you hate making it. You know you hate making salads, that's why you don't have any salad in your diet. Watch this: one slap, salad! I love pizza too, but once in a while, get the veggies in. At least throw it on top of the pizza. You're gonna change your eating habits. Soup, coleslaw, stuffing: come on! Five seconds — four, five seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna, looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Add this tuna, put it here like this, now you're going to have a nice tuna salad. Look at this! You're going to have an exciting life now. Look, now, here's a hard-boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle, add the green onion, and what you can do you can mix things together. You add the ham and you're gonna love this. You don't have time to make breakfast. Breakfast to go. You're going to love my nuts. Watch this. Almonds, walnuts, comes with a cover, so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you'd like. So easy: one finger. If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge you at the ice-cream stores? A dollar for toppings at the ice-cream stores. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for ten cents. Stop throwing your money away. Y' know, not only nuts, what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that. Isn't that beautiful on your ice-cream? The reason you're going to slap away every day is 'cause it's so easy to clean. One, two, and pops open like that, like a butterfly to clean. Now these other ones you've seen in the stores, bacteria gets in the food. All the stores have this. You can't clean it. You can't open this up. It's worthless. Forget about it. Now, take the Slap Chop. Put it back together and you get the garlic. Alright, here's the garlic with the skin. There you go: de-skins the garlic. You're gonna eat more garlic. The onions, with the skin, alright? This is making you cry and making me cry. Alright, life's hard enough as it is. You don't want to cry anymore. Put the Slap Chop right there. The skin's at the bottom. Hey lo' a' 'is. You want a little bit of onions? You don't want to drag out the food processor? The skin comes right off. Ya see that? Alright now, put a tomato in there. Add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there. You hit it like this. Guys, were gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time. Now here's the deal: when you buy the Slap Chop, we're gonna give you the Graty, for cheese. White cheese, yellow cheese, in the container — comes with a twister. And watch this: tacos, fredduccini, linguini, martini, bikini. Look at that. Comes with two blades. Just bang it, the cheese comes right out. Fine and coarse, Parmesan. Comes with a cover, stays sealed. Put it in the fridge, take it out when you need it, pass it around the table, you're gonna love this thing. The Slap Chop sells for $19.95, but if you call now, in the next 20 minutes — because you know we can't do this all day — you're gonna get the Graty, absolutely free. So that's two, for $19.95. The Slap Chop and the Graty. Here's how to order. vince σε αγαπω
Super Moderators Thresh Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Super Moderators Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 wall of text...
alexzzz Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Έχω σταμπάρει ένα μέλος που θέλω να ωθήσω σε μπαν. Δεν είναι από τις κλασσικές μου συμπάθειες... με αυτές έχω μάθει να ζω... Μετά τις γιορτές όμως.
alexzzz Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 τι σου κανα ρε αλεκο? Όχι εσύ ρε... Εσύ είσαι διατηρητέος στο φόρουμ... ότι και να κάνεις δεν σε πειράζουμε
Super Moderators Thresh Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Super Moderators Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Εσύ είσαι διατηρητέος στο φόρουμ... ότι και να κάνεις δεν σε πειράζουμε i rofled hard!
Achilles Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Έχω σταμπάρει ένα μέλος που θέλω να ωθήσω σε μπαν. Δεν είναι από τις κλασσικές μου συμπάθειες... με αυτές έχω μάθει να ζω... Μετά τις γιορτές όμως. Δεν είμαι περίεργος, αλλά θα κερνούσα μπύρα για ένα pm. Ούτως ή άλλως, 5 πράγματα που ξέρεις πρέπει να τα πεις.
teo64x Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Δημοσ. 27 Δεκεμβρίου 2008 Έχω βάσιμες πληροφορίες. Το μέλος-στόχος βρίσκεται ψηλά. Πολύ ψηλά. Super Moderator. Δικηγόρος. Δε λέω άλλα.
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