A Funny Chat With Hostgator Support - Do You Have Red Servers?

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Norris C.: Welcome to HostGator Live Chat, how may I assist you?

 

Jotta: Hello i need new account

 

Jotta: anyone here?

 

Norris C.: ok what can i do for you ?

 

Jotta: I need a new hosting account

 

Norris C.: ok shared, reseller or dediccated please ?

 

Jotta: What color hosts you have?

 

Jotta: or server?

 

Jotta: hello?

 

Norris C.: ok when you say what color hosts im afraid i dont understand what you are referring to

 

Jotta: my site is fully red in color, bluehost kicked me because they wanted a blue colored site, since their servers are blue, so what color server you have?

 

Norris C.: our servers dont come in different colors to the best or my knowledge most or all of them are rectangular and silver grey in color

 

Jotta: So you will kick me if my red color site is hosted with you?

 

Jotta: like bluevoda did?

 

Jotta: oops bluehost

 

Norris C.: i dont believe so, not aware we have ever cancelled any accounts for being any particular color

 

Jotta: Well bluehost did

 

Jotta: and i dont know how to turn my red site into silver or color that matches ur server?

 

Norris C.: you should not have to red is fine to the best if my knowledge

 

Jotta: Cant you guys arrange a red server?

 

Jotta: see my font is also red here

 

Jotta: I think you have red server only

 

Jotta: are you there?

 

Jotta: hello?

 

Norris C.: One moment please. I apologize about the delay.

 

Jotta: okay

 

Jotta: i hear there are gators on your servers?

 

Norris C.: i dont believe we can arrange a red server

 

Jotta: umm can you atleast get a server with no gators in it?

 

Jotta: I dont want my site to be eaten away

 

Norris C.: you line of questioning is only peripherally related to web hosting, do you have any specific web hosting questions i can answer for you?

 

Jotta: i am asking you just one thing, do you give red servers?

 

Norris C.: not that i am aware of

 

Jotta: You make me sad, do you have a yahoo?

 

Jotta: I want to find a good red server

 

Jotta: I hope you will help me

 

Norris C.: ok i'm adraid i'll have to terminate the chat as you dont seem to have any specific questions regrading web hosting thank you for choosding hostgator have a nice day

 

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