Rorschach - The inkblot test

[agamoi-thytai]

http://theinkblot.com/

Έκλαψα.

Σε ελεύθερη μετάφραση στο αποτέλεσμα με ρώτησε αν εχω internet στην ψυχιατρική κλινική.

[Iris_89]

Ενδιαφέρον. Τι ποσοστό έβγαλες?

 

Sickness Quotient: 67%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 67% is a little worriesome.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

 

Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

 

Personality Insight

 

Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

 

[*nenya*]

Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 64%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 64% is a little worriesome.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAH I'm a psycho

[mech35]

Άντε γεια!

 

Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 99%

WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 99% is very disturbing.

[Basilhs23___]

Τι βλακεία είναι αυτό το test.... το έκανα, σε πολλές εικόνες νόμιζα οτι είναι κάτι αλλά δεν ταίριαζε με τις επιλογές που είχε από κάτω.

 

Sickness Quotient: 87%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 87% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.
   
• Job Performance & Attitude
  You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.
   
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

[Donalhioy]

μια απο τα ιδια

 

 

Sickness Quotient: 73%

[xristos97]

Sickness Quotient: 63%

 

Ολοι μας ψυχάκιδες είμαστε. High five guys!!!   

[agamoi-thytai]

95% μου έβγαλε αλλά επειδή ήμουν από το IPad, σπάει @@ το copy paste και δεν έβαλα.

Είμαστε πολλοί τελικά έξω. :-p

[Miracle Worker]

Εγώ μόνο 51%... 

[omghi2u]

Παλι καλα που δεν επιασα το 100%

 

Sickness Quotient: 98%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 98% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
   
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
   
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

 

 

 

Παλι καλα να λεω!

[GhostRiderLSOV]

 

 

Sickness Quotient: 87%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 87% is definitely something to worry about. 

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. 
   
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket 
   
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

[Alxnks]

:3

 

Sickness Quotient: 100%

WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

[agamoi-thytai]

Αυτό είναι που λέμε 'το τερμάτισες'

[cyberrobot]

το 49%  είναι καλό σκορ? 

[mech35]

@alxnks για 1% μας πήρες τα πρωτεία . Σκασε ρε δεν με νίκησε σου λέω!! Άστο ρε μας έσκισε ,είναι πιο τρελός από μας...