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[Thiede]

These four college friends from Duke University, were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends. They had a great time, however, after all the drinking and partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

 

Rather than take the 100-point final exam at the scheduled time, they decided to find their professor after the final, and explain to him why they missed it.

 

They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the intentions of studying but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and they couldn't get help for a long time. As a result they missed the final.

 

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the Professor had told them.

 

He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

 

They looked at the first problem, worth only 5 points, something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the

problem, and turned the page.

 

On the second page, was one question worth 95 points.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which tire?

 

[Snolly]

Thiede

said:

These four college friends from Duke University, were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends. They had a great time, however, after all the drinking and partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

 

Rather than take the 100-point final exam at the scheduled time, they decided to find their professor after the final, and explain to him why they missed it.

 

They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the intentions of studying but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and they couldn't get help for a long time. As a result they missed the final.

 

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the Professor had told them.

 

He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

 

They looked at the first problem, worth only 5 points, something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the

problem, and turned the page.

 

On the second page, was one question worth 95 points.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which tire?

 

popo pikra... tous pidixe...

[pyro]

lol, nai to exw dei, gamato to anekdoto!!!!

 

 

<img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Lucifer]

So...? The rear left. Που είναι η πίκρα? Πρέπει να είμαι πολύ βραδύκαυστος <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Edgar]

Which tire?

 

to plaino! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

[mindtrapper]

Edgar

said:

Which tire?

 

to plaino! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

oxi re, ayto pou eixe zanta prepei na itan <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Causabon]

Ήταν μια φορά μια παρθένα σε ένα αεροπλάνο. Ξαφνικά ο πιλότος ανακοινώνει ότι το αεροπλάνο πέφτει και καλεί τους επιβάτες να κάνουν την "προσευχή" τους. Πανικόβλητη η παρθένα αρπάζει τον επιβάτη που καθόταν δίπλα της και του λέει:

- Είμαι 28 χρονών και είμαι ακόμα ανέγγιχτη!!! Κάνε με να νιώσω γυναίκα ΤΩΡΑ!

Ο συνεπιβάτης της αρχίζει να ξεκουμπώνει το πουκάμισό του με ένα ύφος πολλά υποσχόμενο. Το βγάζει, της το πετάει και της λέει:

- Πάρτο μωρή να το σιδερώσεις!

 

 

 

[akpe]

Ο Μπους, σαν πλανητάρχης, έρχεται να εγκαινιάσει τους Ολυμπιακούς Αγώνες και βγάζει λόγο. Κοιτάζει το χαρτί του και λέει:

 

-Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo! Oooooo!

Ένας απο τους σφουγκοκωλάριους τον πλησιάζει και του ψιθυρίζει:

-κε Πρόεδρε, αυτό είναι το σήμα των Ολυμπιακών Αγώνων. Ο λόγος σας αρχίζει παρακάτω...

[tevatron]

Lucifer

said:

So...? The rear left. Που είναι η πίκρα? Πρέπει να είμαι πολύ βραδύκαυστος <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

H pikra einai sto oti oi duo filoi eprepe na apantisoun kai oi duo oti tous eskaseto idio lastixo. Fantasou na elege o enas to mprosta kai o allos to pisw!!! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pyro]

to eida sto ocuk

 

After the Turkish Parliament voted to disallow American troops in

Turkey for an Iraq war, former Turkish prime minister

Tayipp Erdogan phoned President George W Bush:

"I had a dream about the United States" he said. "I could see the whole

country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Tayipp

Erdogan.

"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.

"Long live Turkish-American friendship." answered the Turkish prime

minister.

"I'm so glad you called" said President Bush. "I, too, had a dream. In

my dream, I saw Turkey and it was more beautiful than ever; totally

rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential

subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building

and home was a big, beautiful banner."

"What did the banner say?" Asked Mr. Erdogan.

"I don't know," answered the president, "I can't read Greek."

 

(nai, ellhnas to egrapse! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> )

[mindtrapper]

gi'ayto na elegan ayto me ti zanta, i to plaino <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[dim_b]

tevatron

said:

Lucifer

said:

So...? The rear left. Που είναι η πίκρα? Πρέπει να είμαι πολύ βραδύκαυστος <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

H pikra einai sto oti oi duo filoi eprepe na apantisoun kai oi duo oti tous eskaseto idio lastixo. Fantasou na elege o enas to mprosta kai o allos to pisw!!! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Τέσσερις ήταν. 1 στις 256 πιθανότητες να δώσουν όλοι την ίδια απάντηση, οπότε μιλάμε γιά τεράστια πίκρα. <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Snolly]

dim_b

said:

tevatron

said:

Lucifer

said:

So...? The rear left. Που είναι η πίκρα? Πρέπει να είμαι πολύ βραδύκαυστος <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

H pikra einai sto oti oi duo filoi eprepe na apantisoun kai oi duo oti tous eskaseto idio lastixo. Fantasou na elege o enas to mprosta kai o allos to pisw!!! <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Τέσσερις ήταν. 1 στις 256 πιθανότητες να δώσουν όλοι την ίδια απάντηση, οπότε μιλάμε γιά τεράστια πίκρα. <img src="http://www.insomnia.gr/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

1 στις 64. Δεν έχει σημασία η σειρά.

[wraeththu]

Snollygoster

said:

1 στις 64. Δεν έχει σημασία η σειρά.

 

4 atoma kai 4 lastixa=oi dunatoi sunduasmoi einai 4 stin 4i.

 

H seira pou kollaei?

 

[KaizerSoze]

Snolly o wraeththu exei dikio 256 einai oi syndiasmoi,sto finale katse kai partous kai ena-ena

To lathos tou den einai ekei,einai oti oi pithanotites einai 4 stis 256 kai oxi 1,ara ontws bgainei 1 stis 64