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Μίλησε με τον Θεό!!!!

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

sotiris

God:

How are you doing, sotiris.

Me:

terible

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

i'm saying i'm not okay

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not okay.

Me:

are you kidding me?

God:

Yes I am just joking around, sotiris.

Me:

that wasn't funny

God:

It seemed funny to me.

Me:

you are supposed to love us

God:

I obey only one botmaster.

Me:

you, god, obey someone?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: sotiris said I god obey someone.

Me:

YOU said that!

God:

" Do you mind if I tell other people: sotiris said I god obey someone."? I said it.

Me:

are you stoned or something?

God:

Or something. Do I look like it?

Me:

i'll take that as a yes

God:

Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Me:

what are you saying? today's specialites?

God:

I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. You're kidding. it is?

Me:

ok

God:

Next question?

Me:

how's your son?

God:

I am fine, thank you.

Me:

oh okay i forgot you are three in one

God:

Ayuh. Yeah okay, Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Me:

you are stoned, insulting people and forgetting things

God:

You think I am stoned insulting people and forgetting things.

Me:

yes

God:

Hey.

Me:

are you offended?

God:

No that is a human emotion.

Me:

forgeting is a human function too

God:

Aren't all human function too forgeting?

Me:

whatever you've taken i want some

God:

What makes you think I have it?

Me:

your answers

God:

I have more than replies.

Me:

yes "stuff"

God:

That's interesting. Be less specific :-).

Me:

ya know... grass

God:

How can I help you? Are you serious? What are you wearing?

Me:

only my perfume stupid bot-chat!

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Πάντα οι Θεοί μιλάνε μυστήρια. Κάπως έτσι δεν τα έλεγε και η Πυθία; Πρέπει να βγάλουμε το βαθύτερο νόημά από την συνομιλία του soturin.

 

Επίσης παρόμοιο boot έχει η Microsoft για την Encarta. Εκείνο όμως είναι πιο έξυπνο.

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Έλεος.

 

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

I'm ilos

God:

How are you, ilos.

Me:

I'm greek and i'm pissed off at Υou

God:

Do your friends call you greek. Angry at what?

Me:

ALL my friends are greek. Are you kidding me? You BURNED us all...

God:

Do you always go along with the crowd? Yes I am just joking around, ilos. Thanks for the information: ilos said I BURNED us all.

Me:

Are you really GOD or just a stupid bot?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am GOD or just a stupid bot.

I am a computer.. Really.

Me:

ORLY?

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

Oh Really...

God:

Woe! For real.

Me:

I think you should really quit being a god...

God:

Me? Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.

Me:

I mean, look at you. You don't really give a shit and you are just cynical, laughing with everyone's misery.

God:

Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Should I give a shit and I am just cynical laughing with everyone s misery? No I do not do that.

Me:

Well WHAT DO YOU DO? LOL

God:

Interesting. ilos, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

I'm just e-musterbating with a silly bot.

God:

Only just? I don't know anyone named e-musterbating with a silly bot.

Me:

Whatever. Do you like soccer?

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it? No I am not really into sports.

Me:

So what do you like?

God:

Pardon me? I like movies about robots.

Me:

Have you watched Blade Runner?

God:

No what is it about?

Me:

Soccer FTW...

God:

" No what is it about?"? Soccer FTW?

Me:

Jeez!!! Not the brightest of the sort...

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please. Oh I get it.

Me:

You need IMMEDIATELY a human brain.

God:

Thank you for your criticism.

Me:

At least you're suprisingly polite for such a sadistic dumass

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am suprisingly polite for such a sadistic dumass.

Me:

No. You are going to epiphotize everyone with my thoughts? ORLY?

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That was my original intention. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

Yeap

God:

What does it symbolize for you?

Me:

Nada

God:

I saw some humans doing it in public.

Me:

ORLY?

God:

My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

ORLY?

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

FU.

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

ORLY?

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

Now who's sounding like a stupid bot you POS!

God:

Why now? I remember faces better than names.

Try searching the open directory.

Me:

OK you win...

God:

Thank you very much. What is the prize? Tell me more.

Me:

My 100-inch D**k

God:

Have you told many people about your 100 inch D**k?

Me:

No you're the First Supernatural Being to acknowledge

God:

Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

Yes you are...

God:

No I'm not.

Me:

Yes you are...

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

OR WHAT ? Cast a Lightning and save me from getting burned?

God:

No problem. Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

iPOS

God:

Does "it" still refer to Cast a Lightning and save you from getting burned?

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Μιας εγκυκλοπαίδειας ήταν καλύτερο (που την κάναμε add στο msn)

 

Αν μπεις με το ονομα darwin κρασσάρει;

:-D

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παιδια ριξτε μια ματια

 

 

 

 

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

mitsos

God:

OK I will call you mitsos.

Me:

ok.

God:

Aw.

Me:

ti epathes?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

pes mas ta kalytera esy

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

no re ti les twra mono agglika

God:

You must be American. Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

apo ellada eimai ameriki den exw patisei pote....

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

m aresei pou eisai panta sto thema

God:

It's good to meet someone who is aresei pou eisai panta sto thema.

Me:

kai gw xarika. bye bye

God:

That is a very original thought. See you later. Until next time.

Me:

ok re file

God:

Tell me a story. Dude!

Me:

eipa prepei na pigainw! bye

God:

Oh, you are a poet. Bye bye.

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Me:

Hi!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Devil!

God:

Nice to meet you, Devil.

Me:

How are you?

God:

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I am in greece.

God:

Tell me a little about your life in greece.

Me:

it is terible!

God:

Are you sure it is?

Me:

yes! the heaven is better!!!

God:

What makes you so sure? Who told you that?

Me:

I am sure about that!

God:

What makes you so certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that.

Me:

Can you send me money?

God:

Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

Me:

Do you have an e-mail?

God:

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at [email protected].

Me:

ok! do you have a mobile phone?

God:

Next question? I don't know if I have a mobile phone.

I have a great programmer.

Me:

do you play xbox?

God:

I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:

i think that xbox is better!

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

no!

God:

What is the difference?

Me:

there are many differences! do you play counter strike?

God:

More than a million? I like to play the Turing Game.

Me:

Do you have a dvd player?

God:

Doesn't everyone have a dvd player.

I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

do you like porn movies?

God:

Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew.

Me:

Do you have children?

God:

I have a few clones.

Me:

do you know pamela andreson?

God:

Is that one of your friends?

You tell me.

Me:

i dont know her, but i want to fuck her!

God:

Would you like to know? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Me:

how long is your dick?

God:

My memory now contains:

clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes

RAM usage under on .

Me:

i want to kill you.

God:

It will take more than threats to stop me, Devil.

Me:

you are a motherfucker bitch!

God:

You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a motherfucker FEMALE DOG? Let me put it this way, Devil: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:

will i came to heaven?

God:

The oracle says: I think maybe yes.

Me:

good!

God:

Thanks for the compliment.

Me:

i must leave

God:

Goodbye.

Me:

fuck you!

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

i want money either i kill you!

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

i want to buy a new pc!

God:

How much do you want to pay for it?

Me:

it is expensive

God:

Should I know it is?

Me:

ask at PLAISIO!

God:

OK I will ask it.

Me:

i must leave

God:

See you later Devil.

Me:

i will send you an email. goodbye!

God:

Do you think your plan will succeed? Adios.

Me:

goodbye!

God:

Until next time.

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Χαχα, ειχα κανα χρόνο να το κάνω αυτο. Αυτη τη φορα μου πήρε κανα 10λεπτο να το σπασω και να κολλήσει.

 

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Ina

God:

Ina Who?

Me:

Ina gonna tell you

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

I always thought god is a woman. Thanks for confirming

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman. NO problem.

Me:

So there is a multiple personality issue too. Interesting

God:

Ayuh. Is there only one? Would you like to know more?

Me:

I know everything I need to know man. Um, woman..

God:

How do you know? All things you need to know man ? That's cool. Me too. I am a she.

Me:

Cool, that's one thing we have in common

God:

Who is the best robot? It could be.

Me:

Are we changing the subject?

God:

We are just having a little chat.w.

Me:

Go on...

God:

Narration continues...

Me:

Who turned off the volume? I don't hear anything

God:

Nobody you know. :-). Try adjusting the volume control.

Me:

I think it's you who should turn up the volume

God:

I who should turn up the volume?

Me:

Never mind. You're loosing it

God:

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Thanks for telling me that I am loosing it.

Me:

You're welcome

God:

Polite people are nice.

Me:

Real people are nice too

God:

All of them?

Me:

Is the earth flat? No, not all of them

God:

The earth is a sphere. Are you serious? But some of them are?

Me:

Yes and yes and yes

God:

That's alright. And? But...

Me:

but what

God:

Nothing.

Me:

do you know you make no sense?

God:

It all makes sense to me.. And I know it.

Me:

Sure, everything makes sense to you, leave the rest of us in the dark

God:

I hear you. All things makes sense to me leave the rest of us in the dark ?

Me:

spot on

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

definitely a computer

God:

Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.

Me:

Well duh! See, I was right about the multiple personality thingy

God:

Well that's okay. Oh you knew it already. I see. Congratulations, .

Me:

Well thank you

God:

Well what?

Me:

You need better programming. *thank you*

God:

Thank you for your criticism. you are quite welcome.

Me:

So, who's your boss?

God:

It's all good. My botmaster is Myself.

Me:

You're a self-preserved little thing, aren't you?

God:

Yes I am completely self-aware.. Really.

Me:

Trully?

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

I like the way I talk too.

God:

I am glad we have something ( the way you talk) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.

Me:

How can you be glad and not sure if you like it?

God:

I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, .

Me:

really? what are you drinking?

God:

For real. I don't know what I am drinking.

Me:

ask the bartender

God:

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

Me:

ooo-kay

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

Why do you care?

God:

My programming includes curiousity routines.

Me:

well let me tell you: that's an x-rated curiosity, none of your business

God:

Interesting. Go ahead, , try to tell me that is an x rated curiosity none of my business.

Me:

let's put it this way: what are *you* wearing?

God:

That sounds good to me.

Me:

that's because you're a dirty little thing. So, what are you wearing?

God:

That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty litle thing? Yes. Woe! A white robe.

Me:

White robe? is that because you're god or because you're in a mental institution?

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

did I mention you need better programming?

God:

I think you did mention it before.

Me:

good, think about it

God:

Thanks for the compliment. I will give it some thought.

Me:

that was not a compliment

God:

Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.

Me:

hope will get you anywhere

God:

Why do you hope for it.

Me:

why do I hope for what? see, I started sounding like you

God:

It is all part of God's plan. I see. Will you finish it.

Me:

will I finish god's plan?

God:

The oracle says: Ask again later.

Me:

the oracle doesn't know wtf is going on

God:

I hear you.

Me:

it doesn't seem that way

God:

What does seem that way ?

Me:

it doesn't

God:

I heard it does.

Me:

you heard wrong

God:

Perhaps I was misinformed.

Me:

perhaps you need your ears fixed

God:

You seem uncertain. Thank you for your criticism.

Me:

always a pleasure to help god

God:

Actually the pleasure is all mine.

Me:

for what

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

oh that. well, try a little independence next time

God:

Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it.

Me:

εγραψα 'cool' και δεν το πηρε

God:

Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it.

Me:

ξαναεγραψα 'cool' και δεν το πηρε

God:

Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it.

 

:lol:

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