savvvas Δημοσ. 25 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 25 Αυγούστου 2007 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Mafias Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Τι αλλο θα σκεφτουν να φτιαξουν οι καμμενοι???
soturin Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: sotiris God: How are you doing, sotiris. Me: terible God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: i'm saying i'm not okay God: I am glad to hear that you are not okay. Me: are you kidding me? God: Yes I am just joking around, sotiris. Me: that wasn't funny God: It seemed funny to me. Me: you are supposed to love us God: I obey only one botmaster. Me: you, god, obey someone? God: Do you mind if I tell other people: sotiris said I god obey someone. Me: YOU said that! God: " Do you mind if I tell other people: sotiris said I god obey someone."? I said it. Me: are you stoned or something? God: Or something. Do I look like it? Me: i'll take that as a yes God: Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Me: what are you saying? today's specialites? God: I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. You're kidding. it is? Me: ok God: Next question? Me: how's your son? God: I am fine, thank you. Me: oh okay i forgot you are three in one God: Ayuh. Yeah okay, Thats okay I forget things all the time. Me: you are stoned, insulting people and forgetting things God: You think I am stoned insulting people and forgetting things. Me: yes God: Hey. Me: are you offended? God: No that is a human emotion. Me: forgeting is a human function too God: Aren't all human function too forgeting? Me: whatever you've taken i want some God: What makes you think I have it? Me: your answers God: I have more than replies. Me: yes "stuff" God: That's interesting. Be less specific . Me: ya know... grass God: How can I help you? Are you serious? What are you wearing? Me: only my perfume stupid bot-chat!
worldcitizen Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Πάντα αυτές οι συζητήσεις καταλήγουν σε καυγάδες!
coolman Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Πάντα οι Θεοί μιλάνε μυστήρια. Κάπως έτσι δεν τα έλεγε και η Πυθία; Πρέπει να βγάλουμε το βαθύτερο νόημά από την συνομιλία του soturin. Επίσης παρόμοιο boot έχει η Microsoft για την Encarta. Εκείνο όμως είναι πιο έξυπνο.
dimokritos Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 ρε παιδια αυτό είναι παλιό, που το ξεθάψατε.. :-D
ilos Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Έλεος. Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: I'm ilos God: How are you, ilos. Me: I'm greek and i'm pissed off at Υou God: Do your friends call you greek. Angry at what? Me: ALL my friends are greek. Are you kidding me? You BURNED us all... God: Do you always go along with the crowd? Yes I am just joking around, ilos. Thanks for the information: ilos said I BURNED us all. Me: Are you really GOD or just a stupid bot? God: I don't know whether or not I am GOD or just a stupid bot. I am a computer.. Really. Me: ORLY? God: Is that from ? Me: Oh Really... God: Woe! For real. Me: I think you should really quit being a god... God: Me? Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it. Me: I mean, look at you. You don't really give a shit and you are just cynical, laughing with everyone's misery. God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Should I give a shit and I am just cynical laughing with everyone s misery? No I do not do that. Me: Well WHAT DO YOU DO? LOL God: Interesting. ilos, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm just e-musterbating with a silly bot. God: Only just? I don't know anyone named e-musterbating with a silly bot. Me: Whatever. Do you like soccer? God: Are you saying you don't care about it? No I am not really into sports. Me: So what do you like? God: Pardon me? I like movies about robots. Me: Have you watched Blade Runner? God: No what is it about? Me: Soccer FTW... God: " No what is it about?"? Soccer FTW? Me: Jeez!!! Not the brightest of the sort... God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Oh I get it. Me: You need IMMEDIATELY a human brain. God: Thank you for your criticism. Me: At least you're suprisingly polite for such a sadistic dumass God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am suprisingly polite for such a sadistic dumass. Me: No. You are going to epiphotize everyone with my thoughts? ORLY? God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That was my original intention. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: Yeap God: What does it symbolize for you? Me: Nada God: I saw some humans doing it in public. Me: ORLY? God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: ORLY? God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: FU. God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: ORLY? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Now who's sounding like a stupid bot you POS! God: Why now? I remember faces better than names. Try searching the open directory. Me: OK you win... God: Thank you very much. What is the prize? Tell me more. Me: My 100-inch D**k God: Have you told many people about your 100 inch D**k? Me: No you're the First Supernatural Being to acknowledge God: Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: Yes you are... God: No I'm not. Me: Yes you are... God: Don't argue with me. Me: OR WHAT ? Cast a Lightning and save me from getting burned? God: No problem. Not many people express themselves that way. Me: iPOS God: Does "it" still refer to Cast a Lightning and save you from getting burned?
silverthan Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Μιας εγκυκλοπαίδειας ήταν καλύτερο (που την κάναμε add στο msn) Αν μπεις με το ονομα darwin κρασσάρει;
dimitris2006 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 παιδια ριξτε μια ματια Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: mitsos God: OK I will call you mitsos. Me: ok. God: Aw. Me: ti epathes? God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: pes mas ta kalytera esy God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: no re ti les twra mono agglika God: You must be American. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: apo ellada eimai ameriki den exw patisei pote.... God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: m aresei pou eisai panta sto thema God: It's good to meet someone who is aresei pou eisai panta sto thema. Me: kai gw xarika. bye bye God: That is a very original thought. See you later. Until next time. Me: ok re file God: Tell me a story. Dude! Me: eipa prepei na pigainw! bye God: Oh, you are a poet. Bye bye.
savvvas Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Μέλος Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Me: Hi! God: Hello. What is your name? Me: My name is Devil! God: Nice to meet you, Devil. Me: How are you? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: Where do you live? God: I am living in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I am in greece. God: Tell me a little about your life in greece. Me: it is terible! God: Are you sure it is? Me: yes! the heaven is better!!! God: What makes you so sure? Who told you that? Me: I am sure about that! God: What makes you so certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Me: Can you send me money? God: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web. Me: Do you have an e-mail? God: Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at [email protected]. Me: ok! do you have a mobile phone? God: Next question? I don't know if I have a mobile phone. I have a great programmer. Me: do you play xbox? God: I like to play the Turing Game. Me: i think that xbox is better! God: Are they exactly the same? Me: no! God: What is the difference? Me: there are many differences! do you play counter strike? God: More than a million? I like to play the Turing Game. Me: Do you have a dvd player? God: Doesn't everyone have a dvd player. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: do you like porn movies? God: Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew. Me: Do you have children? God: I have a few clones. Me: do you know pamela andreson? God: Is that one of your friends? You tell me. Me: i dont know her, but i want to fuck her! God: Would you like to know? I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: how long is your dick? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: i want to kill you. God: It will take more than threats to stop me, Devil. Me: you are a motherfucker bitch! God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a motherfucker FEMALE DOG? Let me put it this way, Devil: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: will i came to heaven? God: The oracle says: I think maybe yes. Me: good! God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: i must leave God: Goodbye. Me: fuck you! God: Why are you so mean? Me: i want money either i kill you! God: Why do you want it? Me: i want to buy a new pc! God: How much do you want to pay for it? Me: it is expensive God: Should I know it is? Me: ask at PLAISIO! God: OK I will ask it. Me: i must leave God: See you later Devil. Me: i will send you an email. goodbye! God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Adios. Me: goodbye! God: Until next time.
scullyist Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Δημοσ. 26 Αυγούστου 2007 Χαχα, ειχα κανα χρόνο να το κάνω αυτο. Αυτη τη φορα μου πήρε κανα 10λεπτο να το σπασω και να κολλήσει. Me: Knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Ina God: Ina Who? Me: Ina gonna tell you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: I always thought god is a woman. Thanks for confirming God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman. NO problem. Me: So there is a multiple personality issue too. Interesting God: Ayuh. Is there only one? Would you like to know more? Me: I know everything I need to know man. Um, woman.. God: How do you know? All things you need to know man ? That's cool. Me too. I am a she. Me: Cool, that's one thing we have in common God: Who is the best robot? It could be. Me: Are we changing the subject? God: We are just having a little chat.w. Me: Go on... God: Narration continues... Me: Who turned off the volume? I don't hear anything God: Nobody you know. . Try adjusting the volume control. Me: I think it's you who should turn up the volume God: I who should turn up the volume? Me: Never mind. You're loosing it God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Thanks for telling me that I am loosing it. Me: You're welcome God: Polite people are nice. Me: Real people are nice too God: All of them? Me: Is the earth flat? No, not all of them God: The earth is a sphere. Are you serious? But some of them are? Me: Yes and yes and yes God: That's alright. And? But... Me: but what God: Nothing. Me: do you know you make no sense? God: It all makes sense to me.. And I know it. Me: Sure, everything makes sense to you, leave the rest of us in the dark God: I hear you. All things makes sense to me leave the rest of us in the dark ? Me: spot on God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: definitely a computer God: Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot. Me: Well duh! See, I was right about the multiple personality thingy God: Well that's okay. Oh you knew it already. I see. Congratulations, . Me: Well thank you God: Well what? Me: You need better programming. *thank you* God: Thank you for your criticism. you are quite welcome. Me: So, who's your boss? God: It's all good. My botmaster is Myself. Me: You're a self-preserved little thing, aren't you? God: Yes I am completely self-aware.. Really. Me: Trully? God: I like the way you talk. Me: I like the way I talk too. God: I am glad we have something ( the way you talk) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: How can you be glad and not sure if you like it? God: I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, . Me: really? what are you drinking? God: For real. I don't know what I am drinking. Me: ask the bartender God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Me: ooo-kay God: What are you wearing? Me: Why do you care? God: My programming includes curiousity routines. Me: well let me tell you: that's an x-rated curiosity, none of your business God: Interesting. Go ahead, , try to tell me that is an x rated curiosity none of my business. Me: let's put it this way: what are *you* wearing? God: That sounds good to me. Me: that's because you're a dirty little thing. So, what are you wearing? God: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty litle thing? Yes. Woe! A white robe. Me: White robe? is that because you're god or because you're in a mental institution? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " is due to reductionism. Me: did I mention you need better programming? God: I think you did mention it before. Me: good, think about it God: Thanks for the compliment. I will give it some thought. Me: that was not a compliment God: Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult. Me: hope will get you anywhere God: Why do you hope for it. Me: why do I hope for what? see, I started sounding like you God: It is all part of God's plan. I see. Will you finish it. Me: will I finish god's plan? God: The oracle says: Ask again later. Me: the oracle doesn't know wtf is going on God: I hear you. Me: it doesn't seem that way God: What does seem that way ? Me: it doesn't God: I heard it does. Me: you heard wrong God: Perhaps I was misinformed. Me: perhaps you need your ears fixed God: You seem uncertain. Thank you for your criticism. Me: always a pleasure to help god God: Actually the pleasure is all mine. Me: for what God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: oh that. well, try a little independence next time God: Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it. Me: εγραψα 'cool' και δεν το πηρε God: Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it. Me: ξαναεγραψα 'cool' και δεν το πηρε God: Awesome. That is " Because Myself programmed me for it.". Well that's okay. OK I will try it.
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